I just got back home and when I entered my room, the first thing I saw was a lipas lying happily on my bed. On my fucking bed! The place where I find my own solace! My happy place! Oh it so got to die, man.
So I grabbed the special-made-to-kill-fucking-cockroach spray, that I always made sure readily available in my room, I wasn't shy in giving the lipas a full dose of spray of doom. But it gave no reaction at first so I happily obliged giving it the second dose. It trembled a bit but still nothing much happened. So there went the third dose. Then only it started to freak out, flying around the room, resulting in me freaking out too cause I really hate flying lipas. It's worse than anything, believe me.
Finally it fell to the ground after flailing around hopelessly hanging to its final seconds of life. Or so I thought. It actually took almost half an hour for it to become really still, even then when I moved near, its legs started to kick again. Oh I really hate lipas. They are really hard-to-die bitches. No wonder they can survive what mighty dinosaurs couldn't escape from. Or is it that they are getting more resistant to the spray? Please don't let it be so or I'll be damned to find new ways to kill them.
I had few ideas and topics I wanted to write about before. But because of this lipas, my mood was ruined, I couldn't remember what it was to write, my mind jammed with disgust. I wrote about this stupid lipas instead! Well, I guess at least this story of my unpeaceful Sunday morning deserves a spot on my blog.
Now I have to go and change my bedsheets. It's contaminated. I wouldn't dream of sleeping with bekas lipas around me, let alone live one, worse with thousands of them. No way in hell, man.
I am definitely not cut out to be in Fear Factor.
Disclaimer: My room is not dirty or messy sampai boleh ada lipas. Not at all. Kemas je. This incident actually rarely happens. Just that sometimes bibik tu lupa nak tutup tingkap atau tutup lubang tandas lepas cuci. Oh I don't have to explain myself, do I? Wakakaka.
6 bashes:
memang patut pun ko tukar bedsheets. not only coz dah kena lipas. but coz dah habis kene spray. Kang ko pulak yg high kene spray. haha high takpe gak. dpt senasib mcm lipas kang naya..haha
wakakakaka... u made my day!! i always fancy the way you write bout lipas here. adehh.. sakit perut aku tahan gelak kat opis ni. wahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaha..
ps: aku juge sgt benci lipas terbang. hahahahahahhahaahahaa..
hahaha... meon and his lipas phobia! teringat lagi masa kita lepak kat mamak dekat the curve hari tu... ada lipas sekor dok terbang2 pas tu ko dgn rose jadi menggelabah tak tentu arah... terus aku jadi hero menyelamatkan keadaan hahaha... btw, lipas is so goddamn resilient and pasal tu la it's one of the few prehistoric species yg tinggal skrg... try la bunuh camner pun dia dtg balik dgn 100 ekor kawan dia haha...
nick: aku lagi kesah psl bekas lipas tu sebenarnya hahaha. tho aku mmg akan tukar bedsheets, spray + bekas lipas = bad combination
c-terq: lipas terbang adalah worst nightmare. bleh pengsan berbuih mulut dibuatnye
fido: yes, u were our hero! aku ngan rose mmg tak boleh diharap nak halau lipas tu hahaha. aku rasa mebi jugak grudge lipas mati ni kuat sbb aku dah bunuh byk kali (with spray, dari jauh :p) dan masih ada yg datang balik. semangat menuntut bela yg tinggi? hoh
huhu..huhuhu..
xleh blahla post pasal lipas nihhh..
love it..huhu..
ye..bertempiaran lari satu rumah kalo ade lipas terbang..
kalu menyuruk bawah slimut..
bayangkan bile kite selak je lipas tu ade kat depan mata..berbuih!!
nisya: tu mcm the grudge je hahaha. gile psycho lipas tu
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